I think we should go back to forcing left handed individuals to become right handed members of society. Not only would it save millions in streamlining supplies, it's also highly symbolic. I mean,how many times does the bible reference 'at the Right hand of God', 'choose the Right', and etc, etc? It really only makes sense.
And I really believe that being left handed is a choice. If you really wanted to, you could learn to use your other hand. What do you think all the amputees do? Go through the rest of their lives not writing, throwing baseballs or giving handshakes? Sitting around Not Contributing? I don't think so. And when you think about it, hand dominance is such a minuscule part of someone's identity. I mean, really, you think God made you that way? Please. So, learn to do it naturally, get a job and stop shoving your left handed sacrilege in our faces.
I just can't even think about this anymore, it's so upsetting. Thank God all my kids are right hand dominant (no worries, Cole will grow out of it. We're pretty sure he's ambidextrous anyway.)
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