I don't believe in much, but I believe in duct tape

In the interest of full disclosure, I got that beaut of a one-liner from the season finale of Lost. A truly miracle of modern TV writing.

Okay. Really. Lost gets 6 seasons, plus a two hour season finale, while Arrested Development gets a lousy 3, while slinking off into the shadows with its tail between its legs.

Just... really.

But, credit where credit's due. That was a good one-liner.

Those are the most difficult to come up with.